Some bitch-ass kid sitting on the ground being a dickhole and refusing to clean his room, even though it would take him like five minutes.

Your average Call of Duty player on Xbox LIVE or the Playstation Network.

It is, of course, Mario Mario, one of the Mario brothers. His brother, Luigi Mario, seems to be missing.

An alien invasion in south Trinidad occurs, whilst a four-year-old boy watches on, solemnly eating a hamburger with his two mouths.

A person with a snake-dick is taking a shower, whilst a kawaii spoon looks on, a single metallic tear running down her shiny, spoony cheek.

Mario punching a dragon in the finger.

The most hardcore man on the planet