_ looks into a mirror and sees a smaller and less capable version of himself. Little does he know that he is capable of changing the world.

Jerry gets punished for being an ugly dik.

"They" gives 0 shits.

Three girls are shirtless. One of the girls is pondering "why 3?" This is a valid question because why 3 and why not 4?

An unmotivated alien has eyeballs on its butt.

A dude murders someone for his KFC.

Draw yourself.

A fairly satisfied dinosaur.

Dank memes are dank.

An orange bird with grey hair

Pretzels are my imaginary friends

Time is money.