"Hopefully the guillotine will get rid of these horrible inflamed testicles I have growing from my neck.

Gandalf summons a hail of frogs to attack Sauron. Gods speed Gandalf.

I'm am trapped. But not in a prison. My cage is myself.

An egg fiends off attacking sperm, jesus there are so many.

The fabled Poo Blade of Albion searches for a new master.

"I am sorry Donkey but I have to go... My time here is ogre."

Man is displeased with all his bills and throws them away but he accidently throws away a sexy time letter too.

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP BURGERS CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP FREEDOM CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP U-S-A U-S-A CLAP CLAP

What 10 year olds find funny.

Tree man is displeased with the rate of deforestation.

Barry the Bumblebee buzzed happily but sadily Mr coyote and Barry The Bee were enemies. Poor Barry the bee, all he wanted was to be happy.

We have finally managed to splice Donkey DNA with that of a pink panther. Jesus christ how horrifying. We will call this abomination "Ehh."