The bomb is actually an angel.
Johnny became a missionary.
Alligator tail amputee tries to hug his cheese, but he can't because alligators don't have the ability to hug. God damnit that's fucking sad
on a beautiful sunny day, a ketchup bottle serenades a spicy mustard bottle who gets just a little bit over-excited and sweaty
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A monster staring up some guy's nose while he sleeps.
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Rainbow Dash getting fucked by a cloud man and his cloud car
It doesn't look NSFW but that thermometer was actually in his ass just seconds before.
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a head trying to figure out why they're red
someone is sorry for having sex
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