A man misses josh.

New Chain

A horse ridding a unicycle with a guitar and cowboy hat.

A nude man pees into a fish's open mouth as it swims in a pool of tar. The moon looks on in abject horror.

Fat man lacking any arms or legs (only stubs) cries out to a cruel world, "Oh rotund mord!" as the sun looms behind him.

Doodle or Die

kirby shrugs as he watches an old woman with giant saggy breasts call out an old, crying piece of toast

Sexy sheep in thong.

Two heart shaped balls split into 2 ( the scroat)

A disgusting man is utterly baffled by his plate of spaghetti.

New Chain

Peen. Draw a peen.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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