Someone can't stop drawing scribbles. It's a chronic illness

A poor lad just can't draw with the purple crayon. It's too girly.

a green dick flirts with a cactus

What is going on? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

a giant sandwich. Heavy wants

a girl/boy is questioning how a tree became holey

A purple afro man watches a tv with nothing on

someone shoots at a green plant sprouting from a dead person but the bullet ricochets off the plant

someone is 6 feet under

someone is having a crazy dream about a stick man

bacon is happy he got crab claw surgery

someone broke the chain!

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