... And they had sex late into the evening... ..no one knows what happened after that... ...it was kind of a blur...

Mr. Forgetful has the attention span of a hyperactive flea

Money is evil.

the sun contemplates three pebbles and a stick whilst hanging over a pair of star-crossed lovers on the ruby brick road

an octopus does a little jig

i just won a math debate

a blonde woman tells a smarmy businessman that yes, she wants to do it.

a corncob having a dilemma regarding his favourite colour in front of a chicken nugget and barbeque sauce