Foot-faced Asian gets yellow darts thrown at him in the forest.

A pen.

A red lizard

Harry Woofer

That cocksucker Angel finally got what he deserved

Mr. Carrot simultaneously gives Mr. Pineapple a thumbs up and a thumbs down, and Mr. Pineapple feels conflicted.

No unhappy swimming

Forever a rose.

A chickcow just got shot in the head by a Huntsman. He ded bro. :(

I'M GONNA SING A SONG FOR YOOOOUUU

Transvestite refuses. Even she/he/it's too good for you.

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