The shaved head of a potato.

A green alien shoots arrows at the smiling baby sun from the Teletubbies.

My mum looks like a pile of green, blue, grey, brown and black socks.

A finger cake with a piece cut out at the base, showing blood and bone from inside the cake.

God glares upon the world from the darkness as lighting hits the Earth and erupts in fiery doom (creation of Hell?). He is presumably mad...

A girl wearing a sombrero.

Two angry chocolate muffins brutally murder an albino worm as he begs for mercy.

Your life is that of a slut.

Guy is angry because his left arm has mutated and split into two arms.

Umm, mario?

Earth screaming, duh.

A mermaid, but with the opposite body parts, i.e. top fish, bottom human.