A magical butt that gains sentience and introduces itself.

Psychedelic toast.

The worst day ever. The top of her head exploded, and she's falling to her death.

Doodle or Die

Two women ask "WUT DUZ MEN?" One is needlessly topless, and apparently scared of the other one.

Pigtails gone horribly wrong.

A closeup on a horse's vacant eyes and two-toned mane. He's dead inside, but he doesn't want you to know his pain.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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