a smiling man with no arms or torso, urinates into a pink pot. [he also has no hat, so don't draw one]

start screen for a game called twister, twisted lingo. game is from msn games -_-

a pirate, with a blue eye patch and a feather in his cap, cries when he opens the treasure chest [troll] to find bad fan fiction. "arrrr"

A hand giving a rude gesture. This gesture is presented with love. The hand is covered in pink stuff, perhaps gore or icing from a cake. XO

narwhal jumping out of water flapping his fin

a beautiful lady walks across the road oblivious to the driver speeding towards her. it looks like it might be a bad night for both of them.

the pumpkin nurse prepares to give her pumpkin colleague a shot. she squirts some liquid out of the needle before she administers the shot..

pink humanoid thing has dread lock hair and a little smile.... eyes are a little screwy too

a black guy in purple and a while girl with red hair shout for help while floating in the water

one of the members of the blue man group is running with a bag labeled with a $ symbol and saying the "ISS" is "mine"

The stick man with blue eyes is wearing red lip stick and he exclaims "!". Perhaps he woke up after a night of drinking dazed and confused

the man flies backwards as though kicked by chuck norris or superman. he has a blank look on his face as though he is rethinking his life...