personified sun and earth beat up mars

Cee-Lo, king of midgets.

a man with the head of a beluga whale is confused

flaming skull sockets, crying five-o-clock shadow metal fan.

a brown-haired man is teleported halfway through the front wall of his house. he will spend the remainder of his existence stuck there.

a stranger gives birth to YOU

blonde female cowgirl, confused.

Tommy from Rugrats, close-up

Kafka's Metamorphosis , but with a Taxi Cab instead of an insect.

ride the dorito, king of the cabinet people

I'm sorry, Ms. Pacman- oooooh, I am for reaaaaal... never meant to make your daughter cry, I apologize a trillion times.

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