"'Ey baby, wanna get with me?" Says the rabbit. The carrot nervously sweats.

Sad ripped pants

A very sad banana

A vampire holds a glass of blood, reminiscing on old days.

A robot.

Classy ass grim reaper

The turkey cries in anguish and whispers "No."

The blob takes its next victim.

"Word up, dog." Says the dog

Extra life!

Naruto

Ananas