two eggs with red yolks conjoin whilst cooking on an invisible surface

Ron Paul spewing out his political fecal deposits all over the unsuspecting masses causing mass hysteria and in some cases, death.

legalize it

a retarded dragon gets ready for a day at the mountian

a stickwoman attempts to make a wine glass explode by singing very loudly next to it

a seahorse is using his magical wand to make a police officer spontaneously combust into flames

Someone is being attacked by a very large, self-aware sword.

A pink face; sucking in a massive amount of air as to achieve the power of flight through inhalation. Ha! Good luck...

A decapitated man runs around his house for the last thirty seconds of his life.

An older, paraplegic Superman plays soccer by himself with an all pink soccer ball, obviously demonstrating his support for breast cancer

A rumor is generously placed on a public billboard stating that the hot(hit) girl is indeed, not blind. This is all speculation of course...

A pink chef says, "hello boys ;)" The chef then proceeds to prepare the boys a meal with the main ingredient being none other than human