I am ashamed, Apple. I am.

Excuse me, Mister Satan with the knife, how do?

Two lesbians baking brownies.

Zombie believes in magic.

A lonely duck is perched on the precipice, debating whether or not to jump into the lake and drown, thus ending his sorrows.

Nobody put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

Beware the present. It's scurry.

Even ghosts like to laugh.

You just broke the first rule.

Blonde female announces intention to rape a bro. Also, she really needs a tampon.

Surprise! Penguin.

A discontent man with his head on fire.