Santa's not real apparently

A broken-hearted worm

Say "no" to pigs

The deceased cat foetus is hungry

Good for you, buddy, and some more paint on there

A true gentooman

1 blue dot amongst 8 red ones

A man in red jacket and black pants tells you to go fuck yourself

Sticking a corkscrew up your butt at night

A man cries out to Roger, as his girlfriend is upset that he's turned into a puddle

North Korea

Guy with a snap back asks "what is up, dawg?"

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