Crusade, Slay the Heretics!

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A whale infringes on United States territory, questioning its power.

A man blows on an extra long saxophone, but can't control the notes because it has no keys.

Ash with tranny lips professes his love to a slightly downs pikachu

A flower is alarmed by a ravenous bloody rat someone dressed as mickey mouse

An Alien tries to eat a blonde woman, but fails to grasp the concept of three dimensional interaction.

A woman asks a man to draw him like a french girl, in the most literal sense. Also the man is horrible at drawing.

Google is in league with the snakes of Israel

A stoner comes to the realization that his life choices have culminated in him becoming a retarded degenerate with no societal worth.

your mom is fatter than the universe