Nuclear waste loves you, baby.

Lemon trees flourish next to rivers. That's a scientific fact, yo.

Cat with dapper 'stache is aghast at how much weight Mr Unicorn has gained.

The book that changed the world.

Bucky, the dental hygiene giraffe!

Rattlesnake has sharp teefs.

Drowning man says, "Go".

Africa.

Lieutenant Duck loses one of his best men in battle.

Mario doesn't seem to mind that a ninja just cut off both of his hands.

America's favorite new game show, Find The Microbe, is cancelled when everyone realizes that the microbes are always the green ones.

Frightened man handcuffed to a menacing angel. A dead priest is in a nearby trashcan.