A patriotic SHERLOCK HOLMES smoking crack on the moon wearing a baseball cap, he's definately up to no good.

If the internet was REAL LIFE!™

The kind of face you make when you lose the will to live, but if you were coincidentally holding a tomato it would also do that face.

undertale was my favorite anime

A man comtemplating joining NAMBLA (google it.)

Draw the album cover of the song you last heard + the artist and title AND pass it on ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

Draw the album cover of the song you last heard + the artist and title AND pass it on ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

"Oh MAAAAN was it a bad idea to get my nose replaced with a snake, all it does it hiss, flop about and look retarded. I regret everything"

A girl looks disappointingly at a lab rat, and with a sudden lapse of brainpower blurts out "That's a Dog." The rat doesn't give a shit.

A spiderbro with a bird's beak hitting on a girl spider at a western bar, like a tavern with barrels and those dumb flap doors, you feel me?

Ohno my head is a camera.

A girl with nothing on but underwear with her back towards us.