Swag me out bitch. Swag me out. Swag me out bitch. Swag me out. Swag me out.

I'm sorry ma'am... you're child is mentally retarded.. Would you like to have a retroactive abortion...?

cat boat

vacuum cleaner insults your pathetic fragile flesh

Pudding at 3:am

Well it certainly is abstract. How about you add a little more color to it.

three nondescript gentlemen summoning a retarded demon cat and a midget elephant with down syndrome.

Dolphin shutting off life support for bedridden hospital sickies.

YO DAWG! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR LION IN THE DRYER!!

tony the tiger releases cocaine into the night sky from his miraculous magnet.

DUDE WATCH THE FUCK OUT TURN THAT FUCKING IPOD OFF AND GET YO ASS MOVING ARE YOU BLIND THERES A FUCKING GIANT IGUANA ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU!!!!!

CACTUS FAMILY PHOTO SHOOT.