Up your butt Around your corners Through your tubes And out your boobs.

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You must always have at least 5 computers on you at all times.

MMM SMASHING

Tell the moon to get the fuck out of my sunlight, I'm TRYING to READ

Some asshole decided to play with the little smurf but his insolence costed the poor innocent smurf a fucking arm. People these days.

Swagga can't dance yet he is being challenged. Does Swagga accept the duel? Or does Swagga run like a little pussy and cry himself to sleep?

This cow is going to fucking die.

GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER

This man is staring at me. I blankly wonder what I could have done to attract is attention.

Fuck this looks like French How the hell am I sopposed to read this.

GOTTA GO FAST

A little black girl pukes water on yellow flower wanna-bes

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