Jake the dog, from "adventure Time"

a carrot bring dipped into pink slime.

a dog with a red collar sitting on the floor, staring out the window. (Looks a little depressed)

a derp looking stick man with large lips holing a gun in his right hand, a knife in his left hand, and exposing his male genitalia.

a yellow man riding on a unicorn

batman logo

Winged man is happy to read a book.

Happy pumpkin wearing a purple pimp hat with red stripes and a blue feather.

Everything you would want in a woman.

a pale potato with a face, arms and legs, and is wearing a top hat. Is pointing a gun at a penguin waving a white flag.

The meaning of life.

Hail satan