ET doesn't wanna gtfo

God throwing people out of heaven

My drill which is the drill that will pierce the heavens

Dead homestuck characters

People constantly posting Homestuck on my dashboard and in my tracked tags that really need to stop.

Kangaroo kidnapping a human baby in its pouch

Sonic has been diagnosed with Lung Cancer and can no longer run fast, but he will soon learn what it means to truly live.

Caterpie?

Ed has just learned the meaning of life. Also, it's raining

A dragon who just got a blue screen of death on his windows comp so he has decided to get a mac instead

Someone who doesn't want an eggroll

Someone very sad because the rainbow that had killed his family returned for more yet again