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After a rough presidential debate with Romney, Obama returns home and cuddles up with his waifu body pillow.

Man begins to sweat when he sees a one eyed star

Pikachu is blue

Waterdrop mallet clock

A key with a devious smile says "dicks" as it's inserted into a keyhole

Tornado fighting an internal battle of good and evil. Evil is winning.

Crying kid carries a container of Lap Dancers around on his back

White dude with no face or pants is golfing

Cancerous patient in denial

Bleach sticks out his tongue and fights saucek

Little orange fish laughs at the shark, while calling him a fag

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