my guy

A man finds two red snakes dead in the frozen tundra and sheds a single tear

Sad person with two dead earthworms.

a man cries becuase his worms have been stabbed to death by jeff

Jeff killed your worms

So a guy named Jeff decided to shoot sperm..

jeff loves spermwhale

The forbidden love of a whale and a human.

Farting dude in a fedora dances with a fish lady, even though their love is forbidden