Someone on EBay gives a man a bad ripoff of call of duty for Xbox instead of the real thing

"Call of...booty? What the fuck?!?" Timmy exclaimed upon unwrapping the christmas present, why didn't Santa ever pay attention when shoppin?

guy who lost one arm want drink poisoned beer.

An African American drunk.

guy drinking alcohol

Some pirate is drowning and tar and he has some rat poison for suicide and he's like "Scrumpy!"