Plastic Soldiers

army men

Okay so it's a handsome blue eyed cucumber holding a gun. Also, don't forget the badass beard.

Being help up at gunpoint sure seems like a pickle, don't it?

black guy with brown gun shooting pickle with arms and legs

The angry chocolate maker threw her delicious melted chocolate on the floor and screamed "I CAN'T" for the whole world to hear.

A fagot realizes they can't hide their homosexuality from their family any longer and begins to throw a tantrum, throwing mud everywhere.

Gay Parties. Guy with rainbow shirt dancing holding mud, grandpa crying out "no!" and granmother says "Where'd we go wrong?!"

old grandparents/parents are like "where did i go wrong no!!" to a some person in a rainbow/gay pride shirt