A potato with creepy yellow eyes and pink hair

An evil turd with moles and pink hair.

potato spider fell on his back and can't roll back over

A poop with legs slowly dying

The brown creature emerges, it's two long legs coming from it's middle and slowly moving towards you. Say your prayers.

a guy with messed up legs with a caption "say your prayers"

a mean gey about to kill a little puppy tiling it to say its prayers

A man puts down his old dog, Sparky. Dude, you didn't have to use a knife you know. There's other methods man.

someone skydiving without a parachute was unfortunately holding a knife. and just before landing to his own death the knife stabs an animal