The giant bread beast (from "expiration date") has captured soldier (holding bread) and demoman (in his sombrero)!

Bread monster wants Soldier and Sniper to smooch

The bread monster has grown a face and is trying to hug soldier, Sniper stares in horror

all the bread wants to solider to love him like a son

Soldier and his little bread son. How touching.

Soldier reminisces over a photo of him and his kid, who is a loaf of bread. The bread has a pacifier and the photo says: "It's a boy!"

Soldier is proud to be the father to his newborn son. It's a loaf of bread.

solider plays i am bread

soldier is bread