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• Ghost Player    10 years ago

  #Nonsuperproblems

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• TheTate   10 years ago

  Poptarts without frosting are my favorite.

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• TheBow   10 years ago

  No. No they are not.

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• TheTate   10 years ago

  They're the original. And they're mighty tasty.

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• Crummdu   10 years ago

  Who gives a shit

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• TheTate   10 years ago

  My favorite mass produced breakfast pastry has come under attack, I feel an obligation to defend it. For that which we consume in the morning is not just a source of energy that allows us to go about our day; that choice we make in the early hours of the day is a small representation of who we are, and what we chose to make of not only that day, but our whole lives. Some chose to toil over elaborate meals, with servings of eggs and bacon and toasted bread products with assorted jams. Some chose something simpler, perhaps a bowl of processed grains swimming in a sea of milk. And there are those who eat pastries. Oh the pastries! Sweetrolls, strudels, croissants, and buns. Danishes, donuts, knots, and tarts! The list is almost endless. There is but one I chose to consume to start my day. The readily available, pre-made, sealed in foil, quarter of a dollar each, delicious pop-tart. The sweet sugary filling sealed within the thin pastry crust. If there is an ambrosia, that nectar of which the gods dined upon, surely it is not as sweet as those little mass produced rectangles the Kellogg Company has crafted. And when I find myself in my local grocery store, and have my mind set on procuring a box of those angelic treats, I reach for one kind, and one kind only. The original, the not too sweet, yet not too bland un-frosted variety of pop-tart. So who "gives a shit," Crummdu? Nobody, really. It's just a breakfast item. However, it's fun to engage in a silly banter about what type one prefers, so there's no need to be rude.

  Editing your comment: My favorite mass produced breakfast pastry has come under attack, I feel an obligation to defend it. For that which we consume in the morning is not just a source of energy that allows us to go about our day; that choice we make in the early hours of the day is a small representation of who we are, and what we chose to make of not only that day, but our whole lives. Some chose to toil over elaborate meals, with servings of eggs and bacon and toasted bread products with assorted jams. Some chose something simpler, perhaps a bowl of processed grains swimming in a sea of milk. And there are those who eat pastries. Oh the pastries! Sweetrolls, strudels, croissants, and buns. Danishes, donuts, knots, and tarts! The list is almost endless. There is but one I chose to consume to start my day. The readily available, pre-made, sealed in foil, quarter of a dollar each, delicious pop-tart. The sweet sugary filling sealed within the thin pastry crust. If there is an ambrosia, that nectar of which the gods dined upon, surely it is not as sweet as those little mass produced rectangles the Kellogg Company has crafted. And when I find myself in my local grocery store, and have my mind set on procuring a box of those angelic treats, I reach for one kind, and one kind only. The original, the not too sweet, yet not too bland un-frosted variety of pop-tart. So who "gives a shit," Crummdu? Nobody, really. It's just a breakfast item. However, it's fun to engage in a silly banter about what type one prefers, so there's no need to be rude.

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• Ghost Player    10 years ago

  :o *claps*

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• Crummdu   10 years ago

  ;_;7

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• TheBow   10 years ago

  TheTate my hat goes off to you. Defending those precious little pastries and breakfast in general with such fervor... You sir are the Prince of Poptarts!

  Editing your comment: TheTate my hat goes off to you. Defending those precious little pastries and breakfast in general with such fervor... You sir are the Prince of Poptarts!

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