Sylvester Stallone

giant floating head stares with determination

Armin is not impressed.

I can't read what your words say. But I see a man with ugly blonde hair saying something deep

Strong independent womyn

This girl dont need no man.

Typical breakup

a man who's only hair is on his forehead blamed his sister for stealing his hair, but then he is sad upon finding she is in the same problem

Two unibrowed kids accuse each other of stealing one another's hair.