Gaben, can we have new weapons? Please? Please???

Medic is holding a stock medigun, and sadly asks "Pls give us new weapons, Gaben ."

Medic wants Gaben to give him new weapons because all the weapons he has are dinky. Gaben refuses.

medic complains that his weapons are dinky. gaben refuses to buff him

medic begs for bigger guns but valve refuses because they favor spy more

medic begs valve for new (and bigger) weapons, but valve replies no and showers an elated spy with weapons as he states "More for me!"

Medic Vs. Spy update, Gaben gives Spy all the great item and refuses to give the Smol Medic anything. Spy already kills stuff, so y not doc?

medic watches spy lying on a pile of great items Majora's mask moon style

Medic's a furry and Spy's limbs are stretch to look like crab feet, he goes "Merde"