Vince McMahon on his computer.

Kid playing on his tablet

A horribly disfigured man plays Fruit Ninja on his iPad. But even the joy of slicing fruit can not cheer him up. He wishes for a swift death

sad man chops onion on ipad, cries

man cuts onions

Anon's heartless wields a chef's knife to combat an onion

Anon has no heart. If he ate the pork bun in the corner, he might have been a whole man.

Anon struggles to come to terms with the fact that anime will never be real.

Green-faced man has an existential crisis with his trusty body pillow beside him