Someone forcefeeding their FUCKING LAME ASS WEBCOMIC DOWN EVERYONE'S THROAT UNPROMPTED. (UNLESS IT WAS, IN WHICH CASE I APOLOGIZE.)

Everyone eats trains

A bald person with one tooth with a train track extending from his mouth. A train, with puffs of smoke, is coming towards him.

Rainbow Jesus

Bearded figure is hit by rainbow while a black cross hangs out in the right corner.

a shadow man born from a rainbow.

Anti-matter man destroying a rainbow.

Jimmies

Jimmy Neutron being a douchebag.

a deviled egg floating over a flame. "Neutron."

a fried egg floats above a dead flower

the flower is humbled when faced with the grandeur of the cosmos

A flower dabbles in nihilism.

A sentient tulip identifies strongly with nihilism.

alternate ending to The Little Prince

Elvis Presley with a guitar in one hand. The other hand is a brown zombie arm.

Elvis lives!

kings not dead