bro strider spanking john egbert (he has a poker face)

Dirk transcends the reality barrier and spanks John.

Dirk spanking Jake.

well, one of them's Dirk, and I'm assuming the other's jake?

JakeXDirk with a "Please stop homestuck" sign on it...

the cast of homestuck comments on dave saying faggotry

Kk, Rose blob, and Dolphin John all make fun of Dave, and call him a bundle of sticks.

man with big man boobs

Fancy gentleman has nice tits.