NooooOOoooo Reservationsss

bull alien aabduction

a manly cow who is about to be absorbed by an alien spaceship while disguising itself as a bear

caped cow gets rained on by a ufo

A UFO rains on COWMAN! THE BRAVEST COW IN THE UNIVERSE.

Mighty moose is too large for the UFO to abduct!

poop getting picked up by UFO!!!

aliens in UFO trying to kidnap a cow but something went wrong with the traktorbeam.instead of elevating the cow it just sucked the turd out.

Mexican mountain is eating shit from cow's butt

Señor Montaña is walking with his hat. He wants no trouble or else he'll burn his hat when he turns into a volcano out of rage.

A mountain eats a piece of candy and like a magic trick turns into an angry volcano

Volcanic activity!

hemmoroids

a man stuck in a raspberry tree complaining about trolls.

George Washington is stuck in a tree

Something on earth has shocked god.

An angel is watching earth from his cloud

High above the surface of the earth, an woman with two massive arms is standing on a cloud, looking happy.

the cloud god over america

a bored cloud, getting hit by a posionous fist-looking cloud