NAIL ART!

"WAT" in purple letters. Obviously the last description was too weird for this guy. Draw what you want. Maybe a pony, or a kitty, or Sonic?

Interesting concept where bird has normal head, wings etc. but the body is a old VCR tape.

A VHS and a grey phoenix had a baby.

Fawkes the Chicken tries on a pair of fake breasts.

Female fenix

An orange pterodactyl flying over a fire.

an orange dog/crocodile hybrid swims through the orange river at night

The Cheeto monster lurks at night

cheeto

fortune cookie

A special fortune cookie

The word 'special' and then a blobby orange V underneath. It's boring. Maybe draw a dolphin or something instead if you want.

SPECIAL DOLPHIN V Brand Hot Sauce

all i want is BLUTTY SHARKS WITH LAZOR BEAMS ATTACHED TO THERE HEADS!!!!!

a metal detector 'boops' a shark on the head.

shark getting hit on the head with a mop

shark being swept away

FUCK YEAH SHARKS

san jose sharks

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day...

The plane crashing into the WTC could not give a fuck even if he tried.