Why don't we draw penises

An C, a U and a Z riding on a surfboard

The letters "C", "U" and "Z" are surfing on the ocean

My CUZes surfin' a gnarly wave.

Surfing, but while unaware that a kitty is staring at you

In the fewest strokes possible, draw a man on a surfboard riding a giant wave and a cat sitting on the beach wagging its tail.

QUICKCAT, THE CAT WITH THE POWER OVER WIND ATTEMPTS TO DEFEAT HIS ARCH ENEMY, TINY SKIIER

QuickCat VS tiny skier!!!!!!!!

Cat vs. Skier! The match of the century!