scout slipped in poop and died

scout's grave.

Here lies Scout. he ran fast and died a virgin.

Somebody wearing a cat costume brings an ice cream cone to Scout's grave.

Pikachu tooked soldier's cupcake, now hes really pissed

pikachu is stolen the precious cupcake from soldier

A devious-looking Pikachu stole Soldier's laxative cupcake.

Soldier caught Pikachu on a hop stealing cupcakes

The Soldier uses a Pikachu as a cupcake launcher. I'm not quite sure who he's intending to hit with that.