...SOON...

Pitch black with two red eyes peering into the dark

Closet Monster

Invasion of comfort zone. Uninvited guest crashing in, disturbing and violating.

Stalker at someone's party

Scumbag Steve at a disco party.

a scumbag of a robot singing into a mic at a recording studio. he isn't very good.

An enderman sings Rebecca Black's "Friday"

The Monolith from 2001 astounded by Jesus' carpentry skills

Someone who's not Jesus sucks at hammering nails into a board. A paper bag is impressed none the less.

Someone needs to improve their writing.

I like pens.

Loves cock

a hen is in love with an angry rooster

headless red man tells sad black elephant "no!"

a sad elephant

The elephant touched his eyes after eating buffalo wings.

Elephant head.

Elephant wearing a purple wig with a tattoo of the word "Elephant" on its body.

beer with a knife

steem iron and beer meme stolen from 4chan posted on a le reddit board

I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!