Forever alone, Eridan Ampora.

horny guy with horns is sad because hes forever alone

All the others already got their GFs, but not Karkat. Karkat is forever alone.

Cat is envious of owner's new spouse

I'm blue if i was green i would die. adabadee dabadie dabadee dabadie

mildly deviating shades of green produce enormous chortles.

A turtle in a blue bathing suit loves pizza.

Green bean man with a lopsided head has dreams of orange circles filled in by yellow paint and red dots while the old gods say "hand".

a really creepy looking jalapeno thinking of....cheese balls