Personafied SOPA tries to murder the internet.

He offers to peel the child's orange for him

And then the wizard said "MAKE IT BIGGER" and now there's a giant half-pumpkin/half-snake wiggling around. That kid is fuckin terrified now.

Dumbledore insists that Neville Longbottom makes the pumpkin-rattlesnake as big as it can get!

As much as the wizard shouts, he cannot make it bigger.

As the magic to growth fails, the wizard get's angrier and the sausage began to pour evil aura.

The battle was long, hard and honorable but sadly Gandalf the Grey was killed along with the viscous sentient frankfurter

The sausage and the wizard have an epic battle witch unfortunately ends with the death of them both. Luckily, a resurrecting unicorn appears

Once the blue clouds cleared away, all she could see was purple sky in the distance. She decided to head North.