Plot Twist! The Batter wears a mask instead of Zacharie!

Zacharie has no mask, but the batter does.

Batter tears off Zacharie's mask, revealing it to be his real face; underneath is a skull! Gasp!

batter takes off zacharie's mask without notice and his face appears to be just a skull. "um.. i can explain" zach assures

Zachary was one of the space apes the entire time! batter finds out and is pissed

Batter cries over the fact that Ronald McDonald will never be the Zacharie he once knew and loved.

batter turns to clown banging to make up for his zach heartache. Post-affair, the clown asks if batter is alright while smoking a cig in bed

Batter just did a clown

Rudolph the red-nosed Elsen did not enjoy his night of "fun" with The Batter.