Whatever's on your table right now

A gay personal computer.

The really really god fucking annoying windows paperclip thing I god I hate that guy

oh no my hands are stuck to the keyboard D:

sopa glues meaty hands to keyboard

Ignorant prick thinking Sopa is good.

someone cheating one their "Aide Pikin" essay

aboooooo

Medic is frightening Heavy

The Heavy accidentally mistakes gun lube for the other sort of lube

The fat man says: "Wait. This isn't regular lube." Oh dear.

fat man gets his oil changed

CHANGE MY OIL

Aliens swimming in a pool of oil colored piss.

Little green alien dudes swimming happily in a vat of petroleum.

Two zombies float towards a ladder in a sea of ink

Even zombie games cram fucking sewer levels into them

an alien man is inside of a videogame

Get outta my face says eye with too much eyeliner

an eye telling eyeliner to get out of his face

underwear

a man in glasses looking pleased about a fork on a plate.

YUMMMM

COO000KIE

Cookies!!!

Cookie Monster wants - wait for it - COOKIES OH MY GOD

Incredibly retarded blue man drools over a cookie

cookie monster

cookie monster is also alien

Cookie Monster (early design)

Cookie monster being pelted by cookies

the cookie monstrer is atracted to you

overused meme

bad looking meme

Someone gave that grey guy the mother of all wedgies

GENTLEMAN vs DINOSAUR... ROUND ONE... STRIFE!

the Loch Ness Monster and a gentleman discuss a small business loan

A Fancy Green Dino says: We have a requirement to preserve our monetary units.

dinosaur politician?