Someone found a funny hat

Dad finds the cat in the hat's hat. This is confusing and he would rather not think about it.

Dad finds the cat in the hats hat.

The cat in the hat except dad

Dad's greatest secret was his true identity as The Cat in the Hat. In Homestuck's most turbulent arc yet, John must come to terms with this.

dad has a cat in his hat. it happens to be wearing a hat as well. john is understandably disturbed

John watches anxiously as his father smokes a pipe. Mutie has somehow managed to conceal himself under Dadbert's hat.

John is a little creeped out by the cat that's sitting on his dad's coffee table. Wait... who brought that cat over? Why does Dad look so..?

Theres a cat, a BLACK CAT on your table, who brought the cat? you ask your dad but he is not there, oh no, what happened to dad?