It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

"special" art

crosseyed man about to stab himself in the face with a pencil

A pair of massive eyes with a small nose with yellow flames falling out of it.

there are flames floating around in the darkness, and this makes me suspicious.

A bonfire. A blueman watches.

That one guy Will Ferrell played in the Austin Power movie.

Due with blonde jew-fro and a red bowtie and no hands

Don King, looking fly.

Shaved Abraham Lincoln says "so fly"

Al Jolson apologizes to himself.

Every virgin out there.