Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
Man with a comically large head inhaling a shiton of tiny stickmen
A grotesque monster eats like ten people at once. What the hell? You don't need to eat that many people you greedy fucking monster.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PICKLE EATS YOU
Scary gumby iguana eats a naked Scandinavian.
Crocodile eats man; the myth that you void your bowel upon death are confirmed.
Death is dead, RIP.
Smart ass skeleten
skelleton with wide hips is being mean to someone.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!