Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho

A man spanking himself.

shark woopeeee not realy

your last dream

a tree has stolen a young man's nubile wife

A tree with yellow eyes sweeps a bride off her feet. She looks thrilled even though the tree is likely to kill her. Poor groom he's crying.

Man is crying because his daughter fell in love with a tree

A man crying that the girl he likes is more attracted to a tree than him.

A man loves a girl and that girl loves a tree who is clearly not enjoying her affection.