Medic drowning.

Soldier refuses to admit he is drowning, despite evidence to the contrary

Soldier underwater is denying the fact that he is drowning.

Soldier is truly unmovable. He's at the bottom of the ocean, sitting in a red recliner, reading news. "No sir! not gettin outta this chair."

soldier being lazy af

Tired Soldier does not want any of your buisness.

Soldier wants to teleport bread at three AM. Medic intervenes by using logic and telling him it is three AM.

medic cannot see the danger of this situation, for he does not have his glasses

Medic is blind