Hack into my programming, chump, I dare you.

sollux has accepted your challenge

sollux accepting your challenges. his psionic powers look pretty cool too

you're dead son

ohhh no, the guy is dead son, avert your eyes, you're too young to see this

Dad will not let John see a dead body. Oh the irony.

John will never know what secrets truly lie in his father's bedroom.

John stands in a doorway. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given a face, only today does he turn his back on us. The back of his head

the very first page of homestuck, except john starts out as backwards